in Japanese) is the 2010 direct-to-DVD collect of seven Anime shorts. This is the HALO
version of the Animatrix
from 2003, and was managed by the 343 Industries, a internal division of Bungie. Some of these shorts were official bought into the HALO
canon, while others are just for art's sake. 343 Industries stated that they did some initial script ideas for the Anime Studios along with dialog. The success of the Animatrix,
and the ability for HALO
to exist firmly outside the video game world made this fusion of east/west to seem as nature as peanut butter and jelly. I only wish that the result was as good. FWS has decided to review each short on it's merit, since they were developed by separate studios.
tells the history of the Forerunners, the Flood, the Human/Covenant War from Cortana to the Master Chief while he's in the cryo-unit on board the Forward Onto Dawn
after the events HALO 3
. For the first time, we get to see the Forerunners, and their war against the Flood, followed by the re-seeding of the worlds after the firing of the HALO installations. What kills this short from being a rather interesting visual history lesson on the HALO
universe is not the art, but the narration by Cortana. She goes on and on, about the evils of war, existence, and choices. Frakking Spare me. Her rant gets real old, real quick, and ruins the visuals. This is the only one of the seven that as good art, and the correct voice, but sufferers in their choice to use the history as a springboard for their anti-war speech. Save it hippie!
is done in a watercolor style and is about one of the many Arbiter making a choice not to follow the path of the prophets. He is reject by his elements within the Elite society, and his wife is taking. This results in the Arbiter taking on his enemies in a battle royale. This story was painful to watch, due to it's overly Japanese style to the Elite aliens, including the buildings, dress, and behavior (just try not to wench when the Abiter's wife giggles!). The final battle is pretty great, and made me wish I could have done those attacks in the game. This the plagued by the demons of this entire project: poor execution.
Visually, the CGI of The Package
is the most organic with the video game cutscenes, and pops on screen. But it is the end of what makes the Package
good. Like a majority of HALO: Legends
, they use the wrong gun-sounds, wrong voice talent, and wrong items for the HALO
universe. In this short, the Master Chief (voiced by someone else) is sent to rescue Dr. Catherine Halsey, the head of the SPARTAN II program. The all-SPARTANs rescue team is deployed via an odd, tactical unsound, rocket sled, that makes not one wit of damned sense into a large Covenant naval taskforce. The close-quarters combat inside the Covenant cruiser is frankly one of the golden moments on the entire DVD. But quickly ends when Dr. Halsey is revealed. She was born in 2492, which would make her about 52, which she looks in her mid-20's on The Package.
After the big battle, the dialog spoken by 117 is downright painfully. Only the combat scenes inside the ship are cool, the rest is filled with stupid ideas that are not HALO
By far, the Babysitter
has the best plot, and would make a great mission in a HALO
game. It is the muted, messy, animation, and lame-ass dialog ruins any chance of this short being good. My 1996 VHS copy of Ghost in the Shell
had better production values than The Babysitter
! The plot as a ODST team couple with a SPARTAN-II sniper making a drop to a Covenant world to kill a prophet, turning the entire region into choas. The bitter cold relationship between the ODST and Spartans is explored, especially one ODST sniper that feels he should be tapped to take the shot. This plot remains me of an episode of Space: Above and Beyond,
just without the excellent writing and acting. This muddy animation is furthered injured by the lame dialog (seeing a pattern?), the imposing of Japanese elements into the story. My favorite was the Japanese styled alien buildings, the bad ending, and the long blonde hair of the dying Spartan. So, natural the SPARTAN dies protecting the ODST team takes the shot, and wins the day. Lame.
is the story of Daisy, one of the Spartan II that follows her life from being abduction to fighting in a ruined city as a full-flegded SPARTAN. A portion of Homecoming
is about the children staging a revolt against the project and Daisy tries to get home, while the flashes back to the battle in a urban warzone. I liked the exploration of the children's thoughts and feeling on being raised to be soldier without their consent, along with the SPARTAN program putting replacing the children with clones. However, once again, bad animation, lame dialog, wrong gun-sounds doomed Homecoming.
is a short about one soldier, holding off an entire Covenant assault force, in a prototype armored power suit. Sounds cool, doesn't it. Well, it kind of is. But, it is very short, and suffers from poor animation, however, it is the only one that I didn't feel like was a waste of my life.
Odd One Out
Odd One Out
is a lame, tried, badly done attempt at slapstick Japanese-style humor in the HALO
universe. This is a waste of time, I only watched only half of it, then moved on. So should you.
Should You Buy It?
No. That is the simple answer, there is nothing here for the HALO
fan. I love HALO
, but I hated this, and really honest felt that this was a rare misstep by Bungie and the HALO
creative team. To demonstrate how little I thought of this, I traded HALO: Legends
for Starship Troopers 3: Marauder.
I still stand by my choice.
hater, you talk shit about the anime shorts like if you were some well known critic, yet your grammer sucksReplyDelete
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Yes, I fully admit that my grammer does indeed suck...produce of the Oklahoma public schools. However, this is a blog, my blog, and some elements are going to be rough...I wish I had the time to edit, but life gets in the way sometimes.
I don't know your age, but I would guess I am older...and I have been watching Anime and Magna far longer than you...and my generation was the ones that paid for the wide acceptance of Anime and Manga in the USA. I love Anime and Manga, and I know the good from the bad. HALO Legends is no Cowboy Bebop, and since most other HALO produces are very good, this should have been. Simply put, Bungie and these Anime artists fucked up.
Thank you for reading and commenting! I will try to work on that grammer.
Hello, I love reading through your blog, I wanted to leave a little comment to support you and wish you a good continuation. Wishing you the best of luck for all your blogging efforts.ReplyDelete
Movies pander to our wild senses, titillate our innermost emotions and just pep up our lives. movie Legends are today just a mini caricature of our real life. In a very big way, the real life has transformed and this is portrayed on the celluloid nowadays.
Damn you anonymous! Rot in hell! William is Grade A badass writer/blogger/person so shut off your freaking computer and do the world a favor by jumping off the nearest bridge.ReplyDelete
So anyway, I, of course, completely agree about the movie. Luckily I watched it on Netflix and didn't have to buy it. Good for me.
Live Long and Prosper!
-A Proud Nerd
P.S. He is right on one point. You do need to fix your grammer a bit.
For the love of god it's "grammar" not grammer!ReplyDelete